My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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