would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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