He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
This is classic penis vs brain.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
