Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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