Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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