Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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