Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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