She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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