wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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