I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
