i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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