how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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