god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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