Im at strip club and am horny
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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