But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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