Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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