I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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