Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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