I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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