There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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