She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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