He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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