the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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