GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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