there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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