Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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