I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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