bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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