i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Randomize
