Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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