problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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