But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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