I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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