Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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