Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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