No awkward lesbian experiences without me
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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