That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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