hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.