i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
