I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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