it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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