I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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