i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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