How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Yo dont text me then not text me
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You smell like stripper and shame
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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