could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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