i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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