I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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