do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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