There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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