I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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