what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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