The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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