A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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