We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
